A blizzard of winners in the first two days - well done. If I've left anyone out, I apologise; please leave a message on this thread and I'll update.
Reading the Burns funeral elegy David put up yesterday prompts me to publish this from his countryman, Matt McGinn, It's apposite given the coming winter in Scotland
Here lies the corpse of Wullie Brodie
Killed his granny, burnt her body
Told the polis he'd lost control
Just because he was short of coal