One Tuesday winner: well done Alan. If I've left anyone out, I apologise; please leave a message on this thread and I'll update.
Site issues: I've spoken to support on the loss of Jake's account. They said they will come back with an answer. Jake, in the meantime, you can carry on with your new name, or, preferably, reregister the name Jakebuckfast. Apologies for the bloody carry-on.